Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. ‚I’d like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she? Dead.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes „Why are you crying Fred?“ asked the teacher. “ ‚Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . .“ „Fred,“ said…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Doctor, doctor, I’m at death’s door! Don’t worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes My brother’s a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes At the inquest into her husband’s death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband’s last…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Vampire 1: „I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died.“ Vampire 2: „How awful!“ Vampire 1: „Yes. Fortunately, I found…