Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes First ghoul: You don’t look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I’m dead on my feet.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.