Januar 6, 2021 Windows 2000 Errors! The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to…
Januar 6, 2021 Why it's great to be a man! Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real. Always. Chocolate is…
Januar 6, 2021 Money from Minsk The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes were all disheveled and he looked needy.“Can I help you?“…
Januar 6, 2021 A Childs' Perspective! A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Grandmother Too Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and held it up.“All the ladies down on the floor,“ one…
Januar 6, 2021 Change In Fashion This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.This man knows his co-worker to…
Januar 6, 2021 More Office Wisdom… A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.After any salary raise, you will have less money…
Januar 6, 2021 New Win98 Error Codes The Latest Report on Windows98: New Error Codes AssignedWinerr 000 – Unexpected Intelligent User Detected; Please Reload Everything Winerr 001 – Intimidation Failed; Attempting…
Januar 6, 2021 The God Campaign! Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and outside of buses) that included 17 different messages „from God“….
Januar 6, 2021 Now that I'm older… Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most of it. When did my wild oats turn into prunes…