Januar 6, 2021 Suck It In I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I…
Januar 6, 2021 Last Commandment A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell…
Januar 6, 2021 Nice Car! A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and…
Januar 6, 2021 Magicians Secret During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a woman from…
Januar 6, 2021 Lessons from Noah's Ark Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY…
Januar 6, 2021 After You My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so I had to visit the local Bell Atlantic Office. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Coach Wants A Raise The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right then and there.“Please,“ protested the college President, „you already make…
Januar 6, 2021 The Bobbitt Hillbillies! Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a little story of a man named John A poor ex-marine…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde on a Cruise! A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board in the back. She looks at the bulletin board and…
Januar 6, 2021 The Aligator Blonde! A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but…