Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Waiter, waiter! There’s a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who’s going to look after his family?
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.
Januar 6, 2021 Dance jokes Q. What’s the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.