Januar 6, 2021 Super Market Checkout A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she learned one of her items…
Januar 6, 2021 Miget with a lisp! This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.“I know this midget who wants to buy a horse. He…
Januar 6, 2021 Because I'm a Guy! Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I’ll…
Januar 6, 2021 Lightbulbs and PMS! Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only…
Januar 6, 2021 The Rabid Neighbor! A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him scribbling furiously on…
Januar 6, 2021 Crushing a man's ego real fast! 30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.2. Ahhhh, it’s cute.3. Why don’t we just cuddle?4. You…
Januar 6, 2021 The "Perfect" Day! The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5 pounds lighter on the scale9:30 – Light breakfast11:00 – Sunbathe12:30…
Januar 6, 2021 DUMB Questions Part 2! How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do you get the „Keep off the Grass“ sign on the…
Januar 6, 2021 Busted Doc! A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything…