Januar 6, 2021 On his Deathbed! Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.“Renounce Satan!“ yelled Father Sullivan.“No!,“ said the dying man.“I say, renounce the devil and his…
Januar 6, 2021 Classified Ad Bloopers! The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful little dog.———————————-Free Puppies:1/2 Cocker Spaniel1/2 Sneaky Neighbor’s Dog———————————-Free Puppies:Part German…
Januar 6, 2021 The Pessimist! An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Not me Sarge! A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said,…
Januar 6, 2021 2 guys at the bar. Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them.The first guy said, „My wife, she thinks so much…
Januar 6, 2021 The Essay. A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following four elements:Religion, Royalty, Sex, and Mystery.The prize-winning essay read:…
Januar 6, 2021 Daffynitions! Arbitrator ar‘-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy‘-duh-buhl: What a Italian bullfighter tries to do. Baloney buh-lo‘-nee: Where some…
Januar 6, 2021 At the crazy farm! A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient’s room to find his patient sitting on the floor,…
Januar 6, 2021 Real Mothers… Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to makeit.Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in…
Januar 6, 2021 Gotta love the unions! Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract’s sick-leave provisions.One…