Januar 6, 2021 The Smuggler Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.The guard stops him and says, „What’s…
Januar 6, 2021 How to get out of anext speeding ticket! A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver’s license?Driver: I don’t have one….
Januar 6, 2021 Quick Thinking! A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited…
Januar 6, 2021 The Marv Albert Song Walkin‘ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to „Walkin‘ in a Winter Wonderland“)Lacy things – the wife is missin,Didn’t ask – her permission,I’m wearin‘…
Januar 6, 2021 The Blind Sky Diver A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:“I…
Januar 6, 2021 The Prayer. A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.When…
Januar 6, 2021 2 cute ones… One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn’t be late for church.As she ran she kept praying,…
Januar 6, 2021 Where's the Manager! A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately.When…
Januar 6, 2021 The Lumberjack… A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.The very next day, a skinny little guy showed…
Januar 6, 2021 In good hands? All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend – „My bride is without doubt one of the most…