Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out.
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes ‚It’s a pity you’ve gone on hunger strike,‘ said the convict’s girlfriend on visiting day. ‚Why ?‘ ‚I’ve put a file in your cake.‘
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn’t when I took it.
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Criminal: Why don’t you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I’m afraid of a double-cross.
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime).
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal jokes Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said, „Make money at home.“