Januar 6, 2021 Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress. Nice service…where’s the keg? When did he…
Januar 6, 2021 Ten Things A Cat Thinks About I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not getting when humans make noise with their mouths? Why doesn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Never hear a man say Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You know, I’d like to see her again, but her breasts…
Januar 6, 2021 10 Signs Your Broker ….. Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash „He can’t come to the phone right now..he’s on the ledge.“ „He won’t be in today…he was…
Januar 6, 2021 The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job You’re introduced to everyone as „The Minesweeper God“. You have visited every website in the world. You’re the Spelling Bee Coordinator in rural Alabama….
Januar 6, 2021 The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding „This is my tryout for Nascar.“ „I’ve got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing.“ „That McDonald’s offer…
Januar 6, 2021 Overheard in Tax Office… The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer’s Office Prior To The Tax Filing Deadline No sir, the government does not want you…
Januar 6, 2021 The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that lovely „You’ve Got Mail“ statement when you use America OnLine,…
Januar 6, 2021 10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his Bud Light. You see his sleigh pulled over and the…
Januar 6, 2021 Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge „I got your community service right here pal!“ „Boy your chamber sure does look different with the lights on.“ „You couldn’t carry Wapner’s gavel…