Januar 6, 2021 Valentines, Redneck Style Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk,…
Januar 6, 2021 You Must Be A Redneck If * You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You see a…
Januar 6, 2021 Elevator Magic A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed…
Januar 6, 2021 My Rules Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: „I’ll be home when I want, if…
Januar 6, 2021 Dearest Wife It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during…
Januar 6, 2021 Drinking, Gambling, and Golf A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple…
Januar 6, 2021 Respectfully Cheating Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. „Betty, I was wondering — have you ever cheated on me?“ „Oh Jack, why would…
Januar 6, 2021 Breaking and Entering A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. „You’ll get…
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal Mastermind An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, „Have you ever been arrested?“ he wrote, „No.“ The next…
Januar 6, 2021 Almost Perfect Life An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the…