Januar 6, 2021 Quotes from stupid 01 These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. „The effects are fleeting and lingering…“ – Overheard in a hallway „In Managua, people…
Januar 6, 2021 Insult Collection #7 I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly. I hear you are connected to the Police…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 31/31 Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat with chopsticks. Using a 1S-2D floppy for brains in a…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 30/31 Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips over cordless phones. Truck can’t haul a full load. Trying…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 29/31 The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead. There she sits, Finite State Automaton at its…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 28/31 Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS. Still sending messages with his secret decoder ring. Still traumatized…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Insults 27/31 Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it to the top of his chimney. So boring, his dreams…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Cannibals Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the…
Januar 6, 2021 Husband's Great Gift A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft…
Januar 6, 2021 Things Only Women Understand 10. Cats‘ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors 8. Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds 7….