Januar 6, 2021 Cliff jump A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time. Which made it to the ground first? The brunette because…
Januar 6, 2021 You've got mail, the Blonde version A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde Stewardess An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so…
Januar 6, 2021 New prefix If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‚bim‘ could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble – noises…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde paint job A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to…
Januar 6, 2021 Disney Password My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney…
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Januar 6, 2021 Computer Users Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users – People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might…
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Januar 6, 2021 New Viruses on the loose! Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB. ATnT virus: Every three minutes it…