Januar 6, 2021 Blonde paint job A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to…
Januar 6, 2021 Disney Password My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney…
Januar 6, 2021 Email Commandments E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest. Thou…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Users Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users – People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Quotes What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does a baby computer call his father? Data. What is an…
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Januar 6, 2021 Gates and Lightbulb Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None. He just calls a meeting and makes darkness the standard.
Januar 6, 2021 More Blonde Q and A's Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS? A: It said cook it for half an hour per…
Januar 6, 2021 Mileage A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it. So, she tells her…
Januar 6, 2021 Medicine Cabinet Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake up the Sleeping Pills.