Januar 6, 2021 Living with the Wolf Man The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. „How was work, dear?“ his wife asks. „Listen! I don’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Monkey Organization An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Wittle Wabbit A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: „Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?“ And…
Januar 6, 2021 The Other Side Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Lion Tamer wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, „I’m going to become a lion tamer.“ The other replies, „That’s crazy, you don’t know nothing about…
Januar 6, 2021 Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would be nice to have a talking parrot to keep her…
Januar 6, 2021 Swearing Parrot There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he’s a pistol. He can swear for five minutes…
Januar 6, 2021 Hey Lady! A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to her, „Hey…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Parrots This lady approaches a priest and tells him, „Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing:…
Januar 6, 2021 Celtic Mortality What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.