Januar 6, 2021 Lion Tamer wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, „I’m going to become a lion tamer.“ The other replies, „That’s crazy, you don’t know nothing about…
Januar 6, 2021 Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would be nice to have a talking parrot to keep her…
Januar 6, 2021 Swearing Parrot There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he’s a pistol. He can swear for five minutes…
Januar 6, 2021 Hey Lady! A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to her, „Hey…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Parrots This lady approaches a priest and tells him, „Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing:…
Januar 6, 2021 Celtic Mortality What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Januar 6, 2021 Drunk and Arthritis A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk’s shirt was…
Januar 6, 2021 A Koala and a Hooker A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to…
Januar 6, 2021 The Rude Parrot Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever she came into the apartment with a man. He would…
Januar 6, 2021 Misbehaving Guide Dog A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man’s trouser leg….