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Januar 6, 2021 Knickerless Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop…
Januar 6, 2021 Kneasels A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the…
Januar 6, 2021 Adultery An old man went into confession and told the priest: „Father,I’m 81 married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night i had an…
Januar 6, 2021 Young man |“Young man,“ said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. „It’s alcohol and alcohol alone that’s responsible for your present sorry state!“ „I’m glad…
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Januar 6, 2021 Monahan stumbled into a saloon |Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. „Say,“ he said to the bartender, „how tall is a penguin?“ „About two and a half feet.“…