Januar 6, 2021 fulfill a lifelong dream |For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream and climb the Matterhorn. He hired a guide and just…
Januar 6, 2021 Short Irish Jokes |Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month waiting list.Q: What’s long & green & has a low…
Januar 6, 2021 blind farmer |The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he…
Januar 6, 2021 Young man |“Young man,“ said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. „It’s alcohol and alcohol alone that’s responsible for your present sorry state!“ „I’m glad…
Januar 6, 2021 The local District Judge |The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was…
Januar 6, 2021 Monahan stumbled into a saloon |Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. „Say,“ he said to the bartender, „how tall is a penguin?“ „About two and a half feet.“…
Januar 6, 2021 Paddy was an inveterate drunkard |Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him a strong lecture about drink. He said, „If you continue…
Januar 6, 2021 Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat … |10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask…
Januar 6, 2021 Halloween handouts |The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a strawEx-Lax BrowniesCaramel Covered ZucchiniColored Crisco on a StickHot steaming bowl…
Januar 6, 2021 Geek's thanksgiving |1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be thankful your favorite forum isn’t down!4. Be thankful you don’t…