Januar 6, 2021 What is a stable? |Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big family bible.When my son was old…
Januar 6, 2021 Italian Night Before Christmas |Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin‘, Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.When up…
Januar 6, 2021 I just had a dream about it |A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, „I just dreamed that you gave me a…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm sending out some cards |A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing „Love“ stamps on…
Januar 6, 2021 Real Church Bloopers… |? Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow. ? Remember in prayer the…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you go to church? |A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always…
Januar 6, 2021 Advertisements |Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help. Thursday…
Januar 6, 2021 Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat … |10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask…
Januar 6, 2021 Halloween handouts |The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a strawEx-Lax BrowniesCaramel Covered ZucchiniColored Crisco on a StickHot steaming bowl…
Januar 6, 2021 Geek's thanksgiving |1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be thankful your favorite forum isn’t down!4. Be thankful you don’t…