Januar 6, 2021 IN THE BAG |A „tourist,“ supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle chatter, the customs official thought it odd…
Januar 6, 2021 MADE FOR TV |Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got a call from a 47-year-old woman who wanted to have…
Januar 6, 2021 DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS? |A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence. For payment, he…
Januar 6, 2021 YOU MEAN ME? |A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, „Nobody move!“ When his partner moved, the startled…
Januar 6, 2021 DEADHEADS |A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen cadavers…
Januar 6, 2021 THIS WOULD BE ME |The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened the door to the holding cell and called, „Crook, come…
Januar 6, 2021 LEARN YOUR LESSON |When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. „Madam,…
Januar 6, 2021 AHH, THAT'S BETTER! |A judge in Louisville decided a jury went „a little bit too far“ in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who…
Januar 6, 2021 OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE! |A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: „My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a…
Januar 6, 2021 Welfare applications |For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken…