Januar 6, 2021 DEADHEADS |A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen cadavers…
Januar 6, 2021 THIS WOULD BE ME |The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened the door to the holding cell and called, „Crook, come…
Januar 6, 2021 LEARN YOUR LESSON |When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. „Madam,…
Januar 6, 2021 AHH, THAT'S BETTER! |A judge in Louisville decided a jury went „a little bit too far“ in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who…
Januar 6, 2021 OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE! |A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: „My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a…
Januar 6, 2021 Welfare applications |For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken…
Januar 6, 2021 An insurance company |Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I…
Januar 6, 2021 Texan with a new car |Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. „I know that smart aleck Tex,“ said the first. „He’s going to start bragging about that…
Januar 6, 2021 Learn it by listening |Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to…
Januar 6, 2021 Stagecoach surprise |I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls…