Januar 6, 2021 New hearing aid |Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have…
Januar 6, 2021 Handling teens |A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement…
Januar 6, 2021 Ode to cranky men |I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as I recall. I noticed in that windowA…
Januar 6, 2021 I have bad news |The doctor tells his patient: „Well I have good news and bad news…“ The patient says, „Lay it on me Doc. What’s the bad…
Januar 6, 2021 I am not forgetful |Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, „Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while…
Januar 6, 2021 Automotive horror |As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, „Herman, I…
Januar 6, 2021 Guaranteed visits |An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests….
Januar 6, 2021 Getting revenge with marriage |Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: „When I’m dead…
Januar 6, 2021 Marriage studies findings |A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: „You’re what?!?“
Januar 6, 2021 What will the neighbors think? |Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,“ complained Jack as…