What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat? Bullogna
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef!
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!
What is the definition of „derange“? De place where de cowboys ride!
What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips.
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!