Januar 6, 2021 It's the same thing! There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied „Happy-Butt“. When hearing this, the teacher said, „Go straight to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Revocation of Independence To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern…
Januar 6, 2021 Fred and Harry Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the golf course, Fred had hit his ball into the woods.Harry,…
Januar 6, 2021 Three Dogs There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,“I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that’s why I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 Dumb Blonde Test Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde…yeah right…1.Who do want to be most…
Januar 6, 2021 Gay man's last fun Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent to each of the houses to inform their spouses.He went…
Januar 6, 2021 The Blonde at a Bar A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them that in the restroom, there is a magic mirror….
Januar 6, 2021 Operas that never made it |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Januar 6, 2021 Orchestra jokes |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!Q: What do you do…
Januar 6, 2021 George Bernard Shaw |While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw was asked what he’d like them to play next. „Dominoes,“…