Januar 6, 2021 The autograph book |Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert.“There’s not much room on…
Januar 6, 2021 Contacting a friend |Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor…
Januar 6, 2021 Here is your punishment |“Haven’t I seen your face before?“ a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.“You have, Your Honor,“ the man answered hopefully. „I gave your…
Januar 6, 2021 Vocal jokes |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come…
Januar 6, 2021 This must be heaven |So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, „You’re going to spend eternity with this…
Januar 6, 2021 The amazing conductor |When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the…
Januar 6, 2021 Arriving at Heaven |A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, „Well, how many false notes did you sing in…
Januar 6, 2021 Operas that never made it |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Januar 6, 2021 Orchestra jokes |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!Q: What do you do…
Januar 6, 2021 George Bernard Shaw |While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw was asked what he’d like them to play next. „Dominoes,“…