A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in
the
first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to
her and
tells her she must move to coach because she doesn’t have
a first class
ticket. The blonde replies, „I’m blonde, I’m smart,
I have a good
job, and I’m staying in first class until we reach
Jamaica.“
The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who
asks the blonde
to leave. The blonde yet again repeats „I’m blonde,
I’m smart, I have
a good job and I’m staying in first class until
we reach Jamaica.“
The head stewardesses doesn’t even know what to
do at this point because
they still have to get the rest of the
passengers seated to take off;
the blode is causing a problem with
boarding now, so the stewardess gets
the copilot.
The copilot
goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She
immediately gets
up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head
st
ewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move
to
her correct seat. The copilot replies, „I told her the front
half of the
airplane wasn’t going to Jamaica.“
