A man jumps out of an airplane with a
parachute on his back. As he’s falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken.
He
doesn’t know anything about parachutes, but as the earth
rapidly
approaches, he realizes his options are limited; he takes off the
parachute
and tries to fix it himself on the way down. The wind is
ripping past
his face, he’s dropping like a rock, and at 5000
feet, another man goes
shooting up past him. In desperation, the man
with the chute looks up
and yells, „Hey do you know anything about
parachutes?!“
The guy flying up looks down and yells, „No, do you
know anything
about gas stoves?!“
