Flight fifty
has a pretty rough time
above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the
intercom: „Ladies and
gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and
assume crash
positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put
this baby as
gentle as possible down on the water“.
„Oh stewardess! Are there
any sharks in the ocean below?“ asks a
little old lady,
terrified.
„Yes, I’m afraid there are some. But not to worry, we have a
special
gel in the bottle next to your chair designed especially for
emergencies like this. Just rub the gel onto your arms and
legs“.
„And if I do this, the sharks won’t eat me any more?“ asks the
little lady.
„Oh, they will eat you all right, only they
won’t enjoy it so
much“.
