An airline captain was breaking in a very
pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a
stay-over in
another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the
stewardess
the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and
stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the
crew for the day’s
route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing.
He knew which room she
was in at the hotel and called her up
wondering what happened to her.
She answered the phone, sobbing, and said
she couldn’t get out of her
room.
„You can’t get out of
your room?“ the captain asked, „Why not?“
The stewardess replied,
„There are only three doors in here, „she
cried,“ one is the
bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it
that says ‚Do Not
Disturb‘!“
