A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,
„Dad, am I pure polar bear?“ The dad replies, „Sure you are son. I’m
all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all
polar
bear, and her parents are all polar bear.“
Still unsure the
baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, „Mom, am I
pure polar
bear?“ She answers, „Of course you are honey. I’m all
polar bear, your
father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear,
and his
parents are all polar bear.“
Still not convinced the baby polar
bear goes to his grandparents and
asks, „Grandmom…Grandpop…am I
all polar bear?“ His grandmother
answers, „Of course you are
sweetie. We’re all polar bear, your mother is
all polar bear, your
father is all polar bear, and his parents are all
polar bear. Why do you
ask sweetie?“
The baby polar bears replies, „Because I’m
f****** freezing!“
