Januar 6, 2021 There is a monkey in the bar |A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around…
Januar 6, 2021 Top ten signs that you are too drunk |10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.8. The back…
Januar 6, 2021 Three vampires go to a bar |Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would…
Januar 6, 2021 A drunk orders himself a beer |A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a…
Januar 6, 2021 Does your dog bite? |A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. „Does your dog bite?““No.“A few…
Januar 6, 2021 Who keeps saying those things? |A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice…
Januar 6, 2021 A golf club visits a local bar |A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to serve him. „Why not,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Someone stole things from me |A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. „They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the…
Januar 6, 2021 A brain goes to a local bar |A brain walks into a bar and says, „I’ll have a pint of beer please.“The barman looks at him and says „Sorry, I can’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad luck finding a place to hide |A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, „Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I’m so mad, I…