An angry wife was
complaining
about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night
he
took her along.
„What’ll ya have?“ he asked.
„Oh, I
don’t know. The same as you, I suppose,“ she replied.
So the husband
ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in
one
gulp.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately
spit it out. „Yuck, that’s nasty poison!“ she spluttered. „I don’t
know how you can drink this stuff!“
„Well, there you go,“ cried
the husband. „And you think I’m out
enjoying myself every
night!“
