A man walks into a bar and
says, „Bartender, give me two shots.“
Bartender says, „You want them
both now or one at a time?“ The guy
says,“ Oh, I want them both
now. One’s for me and one’s for this
little guy here,“ and he pulls
a tiny three inch man out of his pocket.
The bartender asks „He
can drink?“
„Oh, sure. He can drink.“
So the bartender
pours the shots and sure enough, the little guy drinks
it all up.
„That’s amazing“ says the bartender. „What else can he do, can
he
walk?“
The man flicks a quarter down to the end of the
bar and says, „Hey,
Jake. Go get that.“ The little guy runs down to
the end of the bar and
picks up the quarter. Then he runs back down
and gives it to the man.
The bartender is in total shock.
„That’s amazing“ he says, „what
else can he do? Does he talk?“
The man says „Sure he talks, hey, Jake, tell him about that time w
e
were in Africa and you made fun of that witch doctor’s
powers!“