A drunken man was wondering around the
parking lot of
a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the
roofs of the cars.
The manager comes out of the bar and stops the
guy. „What the heck are
you doing?“ he asks the drunk.
„I’m looking for my car, and I can’t find it.“
„So how does
feeling the roof help you?“ He asked the drunk.
„Well,“ the drunk
replied. „MY car has two blue lights and a siren
on the roof!!“
