A biologist had been
working on a remote
research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his
return to the
States, he came down with a terrible illness. After his health
had
deteriorated, his wife took him to a doctor who specialized in
strange
jungle diseases. The doctor gave him a complete examination and a
series of tests. After receiving the results of the tests, the doctor
called the wife into his office alone. He told the young biologist’s
wife, „Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease,
combined
with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your
husband will
surely die.“ „Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be
pleasant,
and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a
nutritious
meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for
him. Don’t burden him
with chores, and generally do anything he asks.
Don’t discuss your
problems with him, as it will only make
his stress worse. And most
importantly, make love with your
husband several times a week and satisfy his
every whim. “ If you can do
this for the next 10 months or so, I think
your husband will regain
his health completely. Otherwise…….well…
He’ll probably
die“
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. „What did the
doctor
say?“
she replied. „Honey…..he says you’re probably
going to die.“
