Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally
depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was
wrong.
„I’ll never understand women“ said Joe. „The other night on my
birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I
wanted.“
„Wow! That’s quite some gift“ said the bartender. „So why are
you
so dejected?“
„Well I thought about it for a while“ said
Joe, „and decided to send
her home to her mother, and now she
won’t even speak to me!“
