There once was a blind man who decided to visit
Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said,
„Wow,
these seats are big!“ The person next to him answered,
„Everything is
big in Texas.“
When he finally arrived in Texas, he
decided to visit a bar. Upon
arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer
and got a mug placed between his
hands. He exclaimed, „Wow these
mugs are big!“ The bartender replied,
„Everything is big in Texas.“
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where
the
bathroom was located. The bartender replied, „Second door to
the
right.“ The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally
tripped over
and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the
third door, which
lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by
accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting,
„Don’t flush, don’t
flush!“
