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Blonde jokes

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her

eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well being,
asks
sympathetically, „What’s the matter?“

The blonde
replies, „Early this morning I got a phone call saying that
my mother
had passed away.“

„I’m terribly sorry to hear that. Why don’t
you go home for the
day… we aren’t terribly busy. Just take the
day off to relax and rest.“

The blonde very calmly explains,
„No, I’d be better off here. I need
to keep my mind off it and I
have the best chance of doing that here.“

The boss agrees and
allows the blonde to work as usual. „If you need
anything, just let me
know,“ he says.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check
on the blonde. He looks
out over his office and sees the blonde
crying hysterically. He rushes
out to her, and asks, „Are you going to
be okay? Is there anything I
can do to help?“

„No,“ re
plies the blonde, „I just got a call from my sister, and she
said
that HER mom died too!“

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