Three blondes are stranded on an island.
A
fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a
wish.
So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart
so she digs
and finds a cell phone and calls the Army.
The second blonde says that
she wants to be even smarter so she finds a
flair and sets it
off.
The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of
them, so the fairy changes her
hair color to black and she
says,“ Let’s go over the bridge.“