Three women are
about to be executed.
One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead and one’s a
blonde.
The
guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she
has
any last requests.
She says no and the executioner shouts,
“Ready! Aim!“ Suddenly
the brunette yells, “EARTHQUAKE!!!“
Everyone is startled and throws
themselves on the ground while she
escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner
asks if she
has any last requests. She say no and the executioner
shouts, “Ready!
Aim!“ Suddenly the redhead yells,
“TORNADO!!!“ Everyone is
startled and looks around for cover while she
escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard
brings her forward
and the executioner asks if she has any last
requests. She says no and
the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!“ and the
blonde yells,
“FIRE!!!“‘
