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Blonde jokes

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on

an island.

One day, the three of them are walking along the
beach and discover a
magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough,
out pops a genie.

The genie says, „Since I can only grant three
wishes, you may each
have one.“

The brunette says, „I’ve
been stuck here for years. I miss my family,
my husband, and my life.
I just want to go home.“

POOF! The brunette gets her wish and
she is returned to her family.

Then, the red head says, „I’ve
been stuck here for years as well. I
miss my family, my husband, and
my life. I wish I could go home too.“

POOF! The redhead gets her
wish and she is returned to her family.

The blonde starts crying
uncontrollably.

The genie asks, „My dear, what’s the
matter?“

The blonde whimpers, „I wish my friends were still here.“

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