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Blonde jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided
to hire
herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a
wealthy
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and
asked the
owner if he had any jobs for her to do. „Well, you can
paint my porch. How
much will you charge?“
The blonde said „How
about 50 dollars?“ The man agreed and told her
that the paint and
other materials that she might need were in the
garage. The man’s
wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said
to her
husband, „Does she realize that the porch goes all the way
around the
house?“ The man replied, „She should, she was standing on it.“
A short
time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

„You’re finished already?“ he asked. „Yes,“ the blonde answered,
„and I
had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.“ Impressed, the man

reached in his pocket for the $50.
„And by the way,“ the blonde a
dded, „it’s not a Porch, it’s a
Ferrari.“

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