Blonde Shoots Herself

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. „How did this happen?“ the emergency room doctor asked her. Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the blonde replied. „What?“ sputtered the doctor. „You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?“ „No, Silly!“ the blonde said. „First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I’m not shooting myself in the chest.“ „And then?“ asked the doctor. „Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I’m not shooting myself in the mouth.“ „And then?“ „Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.“