Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with their sons.First mother: My son is a priest. Whenever people see him they say, „Ohmy priest!“Second mother: Oh yeah, my son is a bishop. Whenever they see him theysay, „Oh my bishop!“Third mother: (after thinking a bit) Well my son is a fat, lazy pig andwhenever people see my son they say, „Oh my God!“