|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Brezhnev, a former ruler of Russia, was thought not to be too bright. He comes to address a big Communist party meeting, and starts:“Dear Comrade Imperialists,“The whole hall perked up – „what did he say??“ Brezhnev tried again…“Dear Comrade Imperialists,“Well, by now the hall was in pandemonium – was he trying to call them Imperialists? Then, an advisor walked over to the podium and pointed to the speech for Brezhnev. „Oh…“ he muttered, and started again:“Dear Comrades, Imperialists are everywhere.“
