|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face fell. The private exclaimed plaintively: „Sir, I think I am going to commit suicide by shooting myself.“ „By shooting?“ reasked the company commander, „Not a bad idea! But take as many cartridges as possible.“ ——————————————————————————–When asked what he thought about the new squad radio, one Army sergeant told the man from the R&D agency: „This squad radio should be replaced with a good whistle.“——————————————————————————–Little grandson asked: „Granddaddy, when you were in the Army and were posted as sentry at night, were you afraid?“ „I was, grand sonny, but only until I fell asleep.“
