The farmer goes to town one day and happens
to run
into his old pal the tractor salesman.
„How’s
business?“ asks the farmer. „Not very good, I haven’t sold
a
tractor
in months, How are things on the farm?“ asked the
salesman.
„Well– The other day I went out to the barn to milk that old cow I
have.
I started milking and she swatted me with her tail, so I tied
her tail
to
the ceiling. I started milking again and she kicked
me with her left
leg
so I tied that to the left side of the
stall. I started milking again
and
she kicked me with her right leg
so I tied that one to the right side
of
the stall. About that
time my wife walked in the barn, and if you can
convince her that I
was just trying to milk that damn cow,
I’ll buy a tractor from
you!!“
