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Bying a horse

This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend“I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buya horse, I’m sending him over.“The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male orfemale horse.“A female horth,“ the midget replies.So the owner shows him one.“Nith looking horth, can I see thea her mouth?“ So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse s mouth.“Nith mouth. Can I see her eyesth?“So the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes.“Ok, what about the earsth?“Now the owner is getting pissed, but he picks up the midget onemore time and shows the ears.“OK, finally, I d like to see her twat,“ said the midget.With that, the owner picked up the midget and shoved his head upthe horse’s twat, then pulled him out.Shaking his head, the midget says, „perhapth I should rephrase.I’d like to see her run!“

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