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Car and train jokes

Blake and his parents were
drinking
at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three

of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform only to discover that

they had missed the train.

„The next train is in one hour,“
said the stationmaster.

The three went back into the bar. The
parents had another drink; Blake
had a Pepsi.

Again they
heard a whistle, rushed out and discovered the train pulling
away.

„Next one is sixty minutes from now!“ said the stationmaster.

An hour later, Blake, with his mom and dad, raced out onto the

platform, and his parents leaped onto the train as it pulled away. The
boy was
left standing on the platform and began to laugh
uproariously.

„Your parents just left you,“ said the stationmaster. „Why
are you
laughing?“

„They came to see me off!“

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