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Car and train jokes

After seeing a
documentary on how
inner city youths can remove
the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds
with no specialist
equipment, the McLaren team decided to fire their
pit crew and
hire four of the youths as most races can be won or lost
in the
pit lane.

The first race came along and the car came
into the pits. The
youths went to work but the McLaren team boss
noticed a real
problem.

Not only had the youths replaced all four
wheels within four
seconds, but within 10 seconds, they’d
re-sprayed and
re-numbered the car and sold it to the Ferrari Team!

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